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For theretardedcroissant because, technology is not my friend

Yeah pretty much. Do you have other ideas in case I use Karkat?

^ Hmm, well since Nep has that unrequited red feeling for Kar, she could be trying/wanting to confess to Kar, but Eq being the overprotective dad friend he is, would try to dissuade her from doing it. His descriptions of Kar ( taking from Gothel’s over-exaggeration of the outside world) could be either made-up completely, or over-exaggerated.
Hope this helps! :D