can u not


a cool and tough introduction survey:

  • name: mei
  • your catchphrase:  nani
  • fav emoji/emoticon: :3c
  • favorite color scheme: blue
  • favorite type of monster-person: centaurs? fauntaurs? mermaids? idk what u want from me
  • something real cool that you can do: win 2048 whilst running on 3 hours of sleep
  • a song you want to share with your followers: girls chase boys by ingrid michaelson OR hot mess by cobra starship LAUGHS
  • top 3 characters of all time: you see these dead characters? that Them.
  • what pets do you have: a cat and also fluffy satan
  • your hogwarts house: slytherin  
  • favorite pokemon: absol





I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?



Never trust a survivor,” my father used to warn me, “until you find out what he did to stay alive.
Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard (via vonnegutphile)


Have a boner in class? Punch it.

Punch your dick.

Fucking punch it.

Punch it



my favorite tumblr meme is probably the “don’t fuck the thing” “I’M GONNA FUCK THE THING” exchange. i dont know why i love it so much. is it the stern, no-nonsense tone of the original speaker? theunbridled enthusiasm of the second? the fact that its basically never used in a context where fucking “the thing” is actually plausible? same reason i love “shove it up my ass” as an expression of approval for an inanimate object. its the passion, dude. the passion that transcends logic and takes on a sexual fervor that’s sort of confusing to all involved, but makes more sense to all of us on a deeper level than we’ll ever admit out loud. no, most of us don’t wanna shove that pair of boots up our ass. no, we dont really want to fuck that pool of lava. but we might as well.

i dont know, its beautiful.



ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
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ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ENTER THE BEAR CUBE ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

your bear cube is not even a bear square

                    ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
               ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                             ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ•`ʔ
          ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                             ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
     ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ    ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ENTER THE BEAR CUBE ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ 
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ     ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

person in skype chat: makes typo
everyone else in skype chat: copies and pastes typo for posterity


Halloween ghosts giveaway!

In celebration of both Halloween, and my nearing 100 followers, I’ll be giving away 12 Shiny pokemon! 


  • You don’t have to be following me.
  • Likes and Reblogs count, but only one of each will get an entry! 
  • I’ll be using a random number generator to pick the winners
  • You’ll be given one week to respond, or the prize will be given to someone else!

    • Must have a 3ds, pokemon XY, and be willing to exchange friend codes.


1st place: Shiny Pumpkaboo, Banette and Gastly

2nd place: Shiny Froslass, Misdreavus and Duskull

3rd place: Shiny Cofagrigus, Shuppet and Sableye

4th place: Shiny Doublade, Haunter and Lampent

This give away will be ending on November 1st!

Happy Halloween everyone!


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